HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THE FUCKING TRAILER FOR THN NEW FUCKING AGENTS OF SHIELD????????????WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING MARVEL FANDOM WHEN YOU FUCKING NEED IT????? GOD DAMMNIT SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING PISSED. 

i am sorry for my poor behavior but i was really upset.

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

jamesrustin:

The faces of power.

gailplz:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

cookiekween:

The mobster cookie families. Bwa ha haaa

I ship Oreo and Chip so hard

I want a SkimmyxOreoxChip now. Love triangle ships, FTW.

z3kro:

“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”

“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

(Source: fandoms-saved-me)

ppworkspace:

request: Tony riding on the Hulk’s back

lemonosity:

whoviansdontblink:

mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

I’m sorry but I fucking died.

so did mary

(Source: substiels)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh)

thingsfortwwings:

[Fanart: An ask requesting a coffeeshop AU; below is a drawing of Clint Barton as a barista (he’s holding a tray and wearing an apron) looking back at Bruce Banner, who is sitting in front of a laptop and holding a bagged pastry]

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

a certain graduate student catches a certain barista’s eye

(Source: nyyneeshms)

feriowind:

qunhyskoa:

IM3 won’t be released in China until May 1st , but I know this

ughghghhghgh too cute! As much as I like Bruce’s old haircut, I think this one might grow on me.

And man I can’t wait to see the movie q______q

vardaesque:

kastiakbc:

luvindowney:

Tony Stark everybody

there is no more robert downey jr

there is only tony stark now

the transformation is complete

are you muthafuckin’ kidding me?

colinfirth:

magalimoon:

#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield

#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying